Joe Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe The Plumber” is going all napalm on his mentor and former sugar-daddy, John McCain.
“I don’t owe him shit,” Wurzelbacher told the Detrow. “He really screwed my life up, is how I look at it.”
Yes, Joe, because before all of your pseudo-fame and celebrity you were having the time of your life. How could anyone not want to be an unlicensed plumber in Ohio owing back taxes? That’s like, teh shizzle. Damn that McCain for enabling you to zip around and charge a feee for your public endorsement of random politicians for a living.
Oh, but here’s a thought: So, you’ve pissed on ol’ Cranky McCain and you’ve just told Sarah Palin she is teh suck, too. Bully for you. But you may want to ease off a bit, brother, or you might find yourself back in Ohio with the “I Do Pipes” sandwich board begging for $15-an-hour HVAC jobs before you know it. Those tea baggers are a finicky bunch with itchy trigger fingers, and just like in Stalin’s days of fake revolutions of the people, they tend to eat their own.
(Cool card from here)
