Apparently, 
it’s not enough that Chris Christie, Emperor of New Jersey, looks like a beached whale. No, the fat bastard is keen to see more kids in his state molded in his own image, dripping with extra chins, shortening their lifespan by decades, while burdening our health care system with their diabetes and weak hearts. And so, Governor Christie (R-McDonald’s) is pushing to eliminate gym classes from elementary schools in NJ. it’s a brilliant move, and one that has the full support of douchebag school administrators like David Verducci, who claim he’s completely thrilled with the new “fatter, not fitter” program.
(ht: tbogg)
