Ah, keeping us safe again. After stopping the Canadian firefighters and the Al Queda operatives disguising themselves as heart attack victims, Joe Lieberman’s protege Chertoff is at it again. He’s realized what’s been eluding all the brains over at Homeland Security since 9/11: what’s jeopardizing our safety is not so much the fact that we’ve pissed off the whole world, it’s simply our lack of sufficient finger print data of Italian grandmothers and Swedish au pairs!
So, according to this AFP story, you’ll now have to give a print of all 10 fingers if you try to travel to the US to make use of your vastly superior currency… I bet that’ll stump the suicide bombers. Hell, ya.
Personally, I just have one finger that I’d like to offer Mr. Chertoff as a token of my appreciation for his efforts in protecting us all…
