By some standards, of course, I’m ancient as hell. Pushing forty? That’s old man territory. So I’m sure it’s a sign of how profoundly out of touch I am with everything cool and trendy that I only just discovered these two sites. But, damn, they’re hilarious.
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.