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worstmccain.jpg “That’s not a microphone, Mommy, it’s more of the same!”

“Shush, honey, Senator McCain loves you just as much as he loves America. So stop whining or I’ll give you an earmark you’ll remember.”

Why can’t the little girl be our candidate? She outwits both of them. Ye Gods, Krusty McSame and Caribou Barbie: that’s the best the Republicans can do this year? Desperate times, desperate times.

(Photo from frostfirezoo).