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ratzingerWhat a surprising theme: at midnight Mass on Christmas Eve: “Pope urges end to ‘hatred and violence’ in Mideast.” Later in the same sermon, Pope Panzerfaust unsurprisingly urged an end to rain on weekends. “It just such a total bummer,” he said.

C’mon, old man. If you’re as well connected as your followers claim, surely you’d have the hatred and violence in the Mideast over and done with in a snap? Seriously: how omnipotent is that Deity of yours if he lets hatred and violence go on forever anywhere? Or is he perhaps just up there enjoying the show? If so, Pope-y, why on earth should we even begin to beliieve in him or listen to you?