I confess, I’m not quite up to date on the intricacies of Catholic bureaucratic minutiae and HR etiquette. I know Dolan now gets to wear a totally wicked hat (not that he’s really lacking in that department), and that he’s eligible to help pick the next Popenfuhrer when Ratzinger shuffles off his mortal coil.
But does this new honor also mean that he gets first dibs on all the cute boys in all five borroughs?
