Lea has been prepping to be Paul Revere at a 4th grade biography thingie this coming week, so I’ve been steeped in the lore of the good silversmith and his revolutionary accomplishments for the past month or so.
But then, here’s Sarah Palin’s rendition of Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride:
“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed. “
Effin’ epic. Please, Sarah, please promise us you’ll run for preznit — it would be *so* much fun to watch you in a “debate” again.