Jesus Christ on a goddamn crutch. Bil Donohue of Catholics United in Ignorance really doesn’t let up with the stupid even for a moment, does he? Apparently, we atheists are actively trying to destroy everything Bill and his narrow-minded band of misogynistic homophobic reactionaries have been trying to do for years. We. Must. Be. Stopped. What I don’t get is this: if he’s God’s homeboy, then presumably he’s got nothing to worry about — Big Daddy will deliver for him and smote all us non-believers at the time of His choosing. On the other hand, since that doesn’t appear to be happening in spite of Bill’s cry of despair, either a) God doesn’t give a shit about Bill, because Bill is a carbunkle on His creation and deserves everything the atheists can throw at him, or b) God isn’t really all Bill has cranked Him up to be, and the discussion is really moot because the atheists win the match by forfeiture.
Either way, it’s really striking how “not believing in anything” can cause such consternation among true believers. I mean, I also don’t believe in child abuse, but you don’t see American Child Abusers Foundation (perhaps also chaired by Bill Donohue — he’s certainly got the attitude and interpersonal skills) crying out in despair that my lack of child abuse is somehow ruining the sport for them…
Meanwhile, Bill might consider a membership drive in Missouri. This is just six kinds of stupid. You gotta love the money quote from Sherry Melby:
“I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school.”
Of course you don’t, Sherry — after all, you and your mindboggling stupidity singlehandedly prove that theory wrong, don’t you? Tell us, Sherry, what are your views on gravity? Do you not want that associated with your school, either? Then climb up on the roof and take a running jump, will ya? God will surely save you… Douchebag.
