Up cut your story, it will you no harm

stWhen you’re fed up using lorem ipsum text for dummy copy, the Cut-Up Machine comes in handy. Just feed it some random paragraph from a Gutenberg public domain novel or something, hit ‘zap’ and you’re good to go. Like Yoda getting all verbal on your ass…

Of course, some people are quick to point out that it ends up looking and reading like one of Sarah Palin’s speeches, but that’s a feature, not a bug.

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