Shorter Mitt Romney

mlk_romney2.jpg“Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying eyes?” It’s all about truthiness, isn’t it? Inspired by this, and harping on this. Is it too much to ask the Republicans to run a candidate that isn’t a lying hypocrite for a change? Oh, I see… sorry.

(For those of you who prefer “facts” over fiction, here’s the original).

Okay, okay, one more, and then I’m done…

parks_romney.jpg This one is so much more fun. The original (and the story) is here, and the story of course a classic.

This is much more like the real deal: after all, that’s where we’d expect to find a privileged white man like Romney: sneering at some uppity negro who dares to claim a set on the bus.