Talmud Says: Gay Earthquakes, Beware!

image5237284gGolly, it’s hard to imagine anyone out-whackying the fringe X-tian evangelical nutjobs when it comes to hysterical over-the-top homophobia, but Club Circumcized is putting forward a strong contender in Rabbi Yehuda Levin, Spokesman for the Rabbinical Alliance of America. Seriously, this is one awesomely deranged individual:

We have seen the underground earthquake, tsunami, Katrina, and now Haiti. All this is in sync with a two thousand year old teaching in the Talmud that the practice of homosexuality is a spiritual cause of earthquakes. Once a disaster is unleashed, innocents are also victims just like in Chernobyl.

Right. Because Chernobyl was *so* too an earthquake. Except, not. Damn, those gay Russians fooled you again, huh?

Is it too much to ask that these people keep their grotesque interpretations of their fairy tales and science fiction to themselves? I mean, by all means, friends and sympathizers of the Rabbinical Alliance of America can sit around in their cool book club and talk about the supposed horrors caused by homosexuality, and they can even hook up with their buddies in Focus on the Family for some good time back-slapping and gay bashing among themselves. But whip that evil shit out in public in an attempt to derail the long overdue process of repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and you’re looking for trouble. Sane people can rightfully point fingers at you and call you names to your face. And — hopefully — the backlash you will suffer for your ludicrous faith-based hatred will whittle away at any influence you might still have over your sorry-ass followers. After all, who wants to be associated with a Grade A certifiable whack-o?

(Photo from here)

Also. More of this insane ultra-orthodox bullshit here.

Update: Feh, why should I even try to make with the funny already, when the gay and always entertaining crowd over at Sadly, No! do it so much better?