They Send Me Letters…

homophobiaThe no doubt well-intentioned folks over at MoveOn write to me:

We’re organizing Inaugural Bashes on the night of January 20th. The Norwich Inaugural Bash can be whatever you make it, but first you have to sign up to host. Can you host an Inaugural Bash so the folks in Norwich have a place to celebrate?

And, damn, I sure would love to do that — except, I’ve looked and looked, and I just can’t seem to find a local homophobic evangelical to bless my event. And I’d have to have one, wouldn’t I — after all, what’s Change We Can Believe In without some good ol’ honest-to-God gay bashing to usher in the new era?

So, sorry, MoveOn, I’m just going to pass on this one.