Well-Regulated Militia Indeed…

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I bet 14 month old Travis Bohannon might beg to differ (if only he could) after his father shot and killed him.

Ronald Bohannon told [police] that he was holding a loaded handgun in his hand as he pushed the stroller and that the gun discharged accidentally […]

There’s a hot parenting tip for all y’all: you always want to keep a loaded gun handy when you’re out walking your toddler in a stroller — in case the muslimofascists come swooping down in their black helicopters, as so often happens these days. No, wait… explain again why the hell you would hold a loaded handgun while pushing a stroller?!? It’s right up there with “let me just balance this vat of boiling acid over your head while I change your diaper, kiddo…” only infinitely worse.

Unfortunately, Ronald has a second son, who (if he lives that long) will have to grow up and learn to live with the fact that his old man is a grade A homicidal douchebag.

(h/t badbreeders.net)